God turned to me

I feel like God suddenly focused his attention on me and noticed I've been slacking off in my life, wallowing in my dream job and feeling like an obese stud.

"So you're happy and content eh? You've been sitting on your fat ass for too long my child, it's time for you to imbibe heavily from the cup of life. In other words, (in a voice like Paulo's) 'bakit di ka umiinom?? tagay!!'."

Looks like I have no choice but to meet his challenge.

Thank you God.